Ingredients
Steps
2 quarts premium synthetic oil (extra-viscosity for flavor)
1 cup assorted nuts (hex, wing, lock)
2 cups bolts, polished
3 feet insulated copper wire, coiled neatly
1 motherboard, diced into byte-sized squares
1 dozen data chips, fresh from the packet
A pinch of thermal paste
Salt (optional, if your unit tolerates corrosion)
In a heavy titanium stockpot, warm the synthetic oil until it hums faintly.
Toss in the nuts and bolts. Let them clatter and sizzle, stirring with a magnetic spoon until lightly golden.
Add the diced motherboard. Stir well so each square is coated in oil.
Pour in copper wire lengths, letting them soften and unravel into the mixture.
Sprinkle in the thermal paste for creaminess.
Gently fold in the data chips. Cook the data chips slowly, until tender enough to crunch without error.
Taste for seasoning. Adjust with salt, but beware of rust.
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